
In the 3 years that I have been a mom there are many skills that I have picked up that no one ever told that I would need to know.
-Stuffed animal surgery
-Furniture repair
-Small electronics repair
-Child psychology
-the patience of Buddha
-How to take embarrassing comments made by your children with grace
-How to carry on a phone conversation and a conversation witn your child at the same time
- Silence = something BAD is happening
-"Uh oh, Mommy" = catastrophe